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The Lips That Matter Most 

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Labia.
The OG bipartisan issue that matters to everyone.

Many of us made our grand entrance through a pair of labia. (C-section babies, you took the sunroof. We still love you and those labia still matter!)

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From toilet paper soaked in endocrine disruptors that shreds like a cheap paper towel, to underwear engineered by someone who has clearly never worn underwear, to “feminine hygiene” products that smell like a car air freshener’s fever dream, the world is full of hazards for the fleshy lips of life.

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Labia Safe is here to change that, one sticker at a time.

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Spread the word. Grab a sticker and slap it on your water bottle, laptop, bathroom stall, or anything else that deserves to know.

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Go pro. Make something labia-friendly? Get yourself, or your product, certified Labia Safe today.

 

And remember; if it's not Labia Safe it's Yoni Baloney!

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Please note that, while we pursue FTC certification approval "certification" is a nudge nudge wink wink kind of joke and only takes a good attitude and a role of stickers. 

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